This story was written between 2018 and 2020, for a beloved friend's birthday. I had not had the chance to go revise it beyond the first draft, but I think the plot should be cohesive enough to follow.
Chapter I: Too Many Requests
Chapter II: Unprocessable Entity
Chapter III: Forbidden
Chapter IV: Service Unavailable
Chapter V: Syntax Error
Chapter VI: Internal Service Error
Chapter VII: Bad Command
Chapter VIII: rationality.exe has stopped
Chapter IX: Abort, Retry, Ignore?
Chapter X: Blue Screen